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"BMEZINE posted:Kirk Johnson, the legendary man behind the popular shock-image 'goatse', passed away yesterday according to his long-time partner, John, due to complications from surgery. 'He was attempting to shove a whole volleyball into his rectum when suddenly there was alot of blood. We brought him to the ER and they said it was from a gastro-intestinal hemorrhage. He had lost alot of blood and after the surgery suffered a massive infection and was unable to recover', said John. 'He passed suddenly in his sleep surrounded by friends and family. We all loved him dearly and he will be missed terribly.' Oh man, I can't believe it. Goatse was such an icon, and it hasn't since been topped as the 'original' shock pic. In memorial, Kirk 'The Goatman' Johnson: ![]() Goodbye dear friend.
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| # ? Jul 21, 2010 12:47 |
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Was expecting goatse... wasn't disappointed. I actually had no idea his identity was revealed. RIP goatse guy.
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| # ? Jul 21, 2010 12:50 |
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This is actually a lot sadder than I thought it would be. Maybe it's time for someone to create a goatse-themed "single tear" emoticon.
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| # ? Jul 21, 2010 12:50 |
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This is the worst day in human history.
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| # ? Jul 21, 2010 12:50 |
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After three posts the Goatman is resurrected!![]() (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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| # ? Jul 21, 2010 12:50 |
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He died doing what he loved. Edit: bitreaper posted:This is actually a lot sadder than I thought it would be. Maybe it's time for someone to create a goatse-themed "single tear" emoticon. I shudder to think where the tear would be coming from.
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| # ? Jul 21, 2010 12:51 |
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First Shaye Saint John, now Kirk Johnson. You know, these things come in threes.
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| # ? Jul 21, 2010 12:51 |
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Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone...
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| # ? Jul 21, 2010 12:51 |
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Tonight the internet cries.
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| # ? Jul 21, 2010 12:52 |
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What's even funnier is that no one even clicked on the links. The articles 404. There is not dead goatse.
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| # ? Jul 21, 2010 12:53 |
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quote:leaves behind a very large hole to fill in the internet community You bastard.
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| # ? Jul 21, 2010 12:54 |
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Oh dear. Living as long as he had was er, quite a stretch?
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| # ? Jul 21, 2010 12:55 |
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The real news here is that we'll soon be able to get @goatse.cx e-mail addresses.
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| # ? Jul 21, 2010 12:55 |
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| # ? Dec 6, 2014 14:52 |
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LFoD posted:...whole volleyball into his rectum Clearly....a great loss for humanity! Who will show our children how to shove basketballs into the rectum? This is as sad as if Picasso, Hemingway and Michael Jackson died on the same day (in that order).
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