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LFoD
Jul 26, 2009

by Tiny Fistpump


"BMEZINE posted:

Kirk Johnson, the legendary man behind the popular shock-image 'goatse', passed away yesterday according to his long-time partner, John, due to complications from surgery. 'He was attempting to shove a whole volleyball into his rectum when suddenly there was alot of blood. We brought him to the ER and they said it was from a gastro-intestinal hemorrhage. He had lost alot of blood and after the surgery suffered a massive infection and was unable to recover', said John. 'He passed suddenly in his sleep surrounded by friends and family. We all loved him dearly and he will be missed terribly.'
Kirk Johnson's fame as the 'Goatman' we well known before his identity was revealed in 2005. Goatse, as its known, was a famous 'shock image' passed around on bulletin boards in the early 90's first known as hello.jpg, until it received a home at http://www.goatse.cx a Christmas Island domain in 1999. The image is of a man bending over and dilating his anus with his hands, and the view is from the rear. It was just one image in a series of a man inserting large objects into and stretching his rectum.
Mr. Johnson was extremely fond of anal-stretching and large sex toys and was an avid poster of videos featuring himself on imagefap.com and xtube.com. It was said he had an rear end in a top hat the size of a mason jar and that it remained prolapsed for long periods of time. We conducted an interview with Mr. Johnson in 2007 which can be seen here: LINK. Kirk Johnson leaves behind a very large hole to fill in the internet community and we are all saddened by his absence.

Oh man, I can't believe it. Goatse was such an icon, and it hasn't since been topped as the 'original' shock pic. In memorial, Kirk 'The Goatman' Johnson:



Goodbye dear friend.

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Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

not all who wander are lost


Was expecting goatse... wasn't disappointed.

I actually had no idea his identity was revealed. RIP goatse guy.

bitreaper
Jan 1, 2007



This is actually a lot sadder than I thought it would be. Maybe it's time for someone to create a goatse-themed "single tear" emoticon.

BARONS CYBER SKULL
Jun 19, 2004



This is the worst day in human history.

LFoD
Jul 26, 2009

by Tiny Fistpump


After three posts the Goatman is resurrected!



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Governor Flywheel
Sep 28, 2006
I like pie.

He died doing what he loved.


Edit:

bitreaper posted:

This is actually a lot sadder than I thought it would be. Maybe it's time for someone to create a goatse-themed "single tear" emoticon.

I shudder to think where the tear would be coming from.

No no serious
Mar 24, 2010

It's working


First Shaye Saint John, now Kirk Johnson. You know, these things come in threes.

reality_groove
Dec 27, 2007



Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone...

imonfireahhhh
Dec 28, 2006
AC/DC sucks.

Tonight the internet cries.

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful



What's even funnier is that no one even clicked on the links.










The articles 404. There is not dead goatse.

The New Black
Oct 1, 2006

Had it, lost it.

quote:

leaves behind a very large hole to fill in the internet community

You bastard.

eating_instructions
Oct 25, 2005
1) Twist it. 2) Lick the cream. 3) Dunk it in the milk? 4) AGGHHH IT BURNS!

Oh dear. Living as long as he had was er, quite a stretch?

Daveski
Aug 5, 2003

God's own singer of dongs

The real news here is that we'll soon be able to get @goatse.cx e-mail addresses.

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GordonGecko
Oct 1, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post


LFoD posted:

...whole volleyball into his rectum


Clearly....a great loss for humanity! Who will show our children how to shove basketballs into the rectum? This is as sad as if Picasso, Hemingway and Michael Jackson died on the same day (in that order).

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